My earliest memories are of learning that I could fly and that I could breathe underwater. Also, that there were dinosaurs in our backyard. These may have been dreams. One of the earliest memories that I am pretty sure is real is of a duck trying to eat my toe (It was bandaged up following an ill-advised encounter with a scorpion, and looked like one of the marshmallows we’d been feeding them). A couple more are my brother reading me bedtime stories (Poe – The Raven, The Telltale Heart, The Pit and the Pendulum, etc. (I was 5 and he was 9)) and at age 6 getting a dog, and naming him Finley because we finally got a dog, but “here Finally” sounded awkward. His middle name was Parentheses, because he was bow-legged.
Most of my other childhood memories are the usual assortment you’d find in the head of someone who grew up in a dysfunctional family, and may or may not be discussed later.
Definitely not my best effort, but as the name of the blog implies, there are some things I just have to get out of my head.
Limericks Masquerading as Haiku
A low branch protrudes
Pants stretched beyond their limit
His penis exposed
A Nantucket man
His penis is very large
A Limerick born
Why-ku? (or why the hell would anyone write Haiku?)
Five short syllables
Followed by seven, then five
What’s the fucking point?
Such short poetry
Yet such great capacity
To annoy us all
Why do I write them?
I have not chosen this form
They come unbidden